DO YOU KEEP A LOT OF JUNK THAT YOU DON'T NEED? You might be a MANATEE!
ARE YOU A VERY FLASHY PERSON? You might be a SEA SLUG!
DO YOU HATE WHEN OTHER PEOPLE TOUCH YOUR THINGS? You might be an ARMADILLO!
ARE YOU BAD AT REMEMBERING NAMES AND FACES? You might be a COW!
DO YOU TEND TO GIVE PEOPLE THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT? You might be a GIANT OCTOPUS!
Take the personality tests inside and discover the animal the YOU most resemble!
You've probably said to yourself on occasion that little Jimmy Applebee eats like a bush pig! Or that Mr. Henderson is as soothing as a golden plover. Or that Gary Johnson is as fierce and cunning as a hyena. As you work your way through this guide, you'll be able to make all sorts of interesting observations about yourself, your friends, your enemies, and big-time celebrities. And from these observations, you'll draw fascinating parallels between human actions and animal behaviors.
So flip open the book and fill out our quick, scientific personality tests to find out what animal YOU are!
Kudos, Jeremy!
(Full disclosure alert: Jeremy Bronson is my best friend.)
